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How did you earn it?

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5 cents."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
c left us two million dollars."

Indian Flag Sardar Jee

A sardar jee goes into store and asks for an Indian flag. The sales person shows him and tells the price. Sardar Jee says " Do you have any other colours in this flag. My wife would not like this flag, I think "

Thormos, Keeps hot things hot.

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Pakistani in New York

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a big dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"

Sardar Jee's daughter

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic.

Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Fat Free Yogurt and Sardar Jee

Mr. Jaswant Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and the person at the counter started preparing a bill for the items. Singh asked " Where is the fat?" The person didn't understand what Singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"

Sardar : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat" Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery store came there and asked Sardar about the problem.
Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.

Germans are called?

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.

Clever Pakistani

An insect falls into a mug of beer....
Englishman : Throws his mug away and w alks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer..
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Sardar Jee and Liberary

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The
librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

ا یک سردارجی انگلش کے پیپر میں ان ٹرانسلیشنز کی وجہ سے فیل ہو گیا۔

۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.

۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit

۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also
.

۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal to four.

۔ میرا تعلق ہری پور ہزارہ سے ہے۔
I am belong to green pur thousanda.

سڑک پہ گولیاں چل رہی ہیں۔
tablets are walking on the road

Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's

Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.." Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Sardar, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound"..Keep the change and take nine of your country men with you!"

Made in Pakistan

The Americans make a car and to get some touchups they send it to Japan and they add a faster engine. Then Japan sent it to the UK who then added tinted windows who then sent the car to China.
They added a better interior. Then they sent it to Pakistan. The Pakistani look at the car and see what a good job all of them have done. So they flip the car over and put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN.

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